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shove ya dick into her over and over again.

if she starts whimpering, cover her mouth up and go

“sssssh, youre a big girl now”

THEN KEEP ON DICK’N ‘ER DOWN.

  12:07 am  |   March 26 2012   |  1 note  

just about to get that nurt

[hears roommate open the front door]

…cant wait til i move out. i miss my privacy. i really really do. got dammit.

  11:17 pm  |   February 29 2012   |  2 notes  

i just really want to get to some vagina right now.

i want to be able to pull some hair and whisper in an ear.

i want to slowly stroke over and over again..holding up a thick, smooth leg and run my lips up and down a calf. 

i want to suck on a bottom lip while my manhood penetrates a drenched pussy. a drenched pussy that tightens up every time i enter it.

i want to kiss a clit gently and suck on lips til a liquid comes flowing down onto my chin.

  2:24 am  |   December 15 2011   |  3 notes  

I am a sloppy eater.

pussy shouldnt be treated like coloring in elementary school…fuck i need to stay inside the lines for? i dont need to be accurate and clean.

i will be drooling. i will be all over the place. if my mouth in submerged into some juices you can be damn sure they will also be put on her thighs and stomach. 

i aint got time to be neat.

  2:16 am  |   December 15 2011  

jamtastik:

textmesomethingdirty:

This is in my to do list with Miss peacedancer.

oh my lord.

must do this in the very near future.

jamtastik:

textmesomethingdirty:

This is in my to do list with Miss peacedancer.

oh my lord.

must do this in the very near future.

  2:10 am  |   December 15 2011   |  657 notes  

[Find a few fantastic flicks of thick white girls and latinas]

roommate comes back to the dorm 5mins later.

:|

  3:12 pm  |   October 19 2011   |  1 note  

I love watching a woman please herself

whether it be on video

on cam

or right infront of me

i love it.

  2:04 am  |   October 19 2011   |  1 note  

riahhf:

Those areolas…..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :[ 

riahhf:

Those areolas…..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :[ 

(Source: mariahhhf)

  2:03 am  |   October 19 2011   |  20 notes  

She called me master.

regular ol conversation that lead to a mild sexual situation.

she called me master.

and im just readin that shit off of a laptop screen..for some odd reason i liked it. i liked it a lot. 

lord knows i cant stand….CANT-FUCKIN-STAND when females call me daddy or papi..i find it gross, awkward, and corny (unless they have deep hispanic/dominican/whatever-the-hell roots..then the papi thing is understandable).

but yea..

i need a slave.

  9:39 pm  |   October 13 2011  

I miss having sex.

  11:15 pm  |   September 29 2011   |  3 notes  

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